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Jan. 8th, 2008 @ 04:16 pm Meh.
Current Mood: cranky
Having your birthday - well, one of them, sort of - fall on Christmas does lose its novelty after a few goes.

I need to start spending my Winters on uninhabited beach planets.
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Dec. 26th, 2006 @ 10:58 pm Just you and me again Old Girl..
Current Location: hanging off the pilot's chair
Current Mood: miserable
Current Music: The Smiths.
Groan.

I'm alone again.

No companions.

No stupid humans.

No peril-prone girls.

Groan.

No nice, soft, clingable ladies with bumps in all the right places.

No one to make the tea.

Groan.

No one to fetch me something for this BLOODY hangover.

Groan.

*picks up the mallet from the console*

Maybe this'll help. Saw Daffy Duck do this once, I think he was dressed as a surgeon, surely that counts...

*self-thwack*

...owch.

Upon reflection, that didn't actually help at all.
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Dec. 26th, 2006 @ 04:52 am Ugh.
Some days you really have to wonder about Christmas.

Women, too.
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Jul. 9th, 2006 @ 02:38 am Hrm.
Current Mood: crushed
Ever have one of those days?
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Jul. 6th, 2006 @ 06:19 pm Hmm.
Current Mood: worried
telnet> open pod.torchwood.mil.uk
Trying 169.346.45.3A.DN.479.TRK.182.o.O ...
Conected to pod147.torchwood.mil.uk.
Escape character is '^]'.

TorchIX (pod147.torchwood.mil.uk)

login: root
Password:
login incorrect
login: root
Password:
login incorrect
login: hjonespm
Password:
Last login: Jun 29 2007 03:47:13 on console
TorchIX Release 9.6.1 (POD147) #147: Jul 01 07:46:30 GMT 2007
Message of the day:
	H4X3D BY MX - lol cybermen

Right. I don't have much time, and this terminal is rubbish for blogging at any rate, so I'll give you all the short version.

Blondes X 2 -> ghost shift -> Canary Wharf -> paramilitary loonies -> void ship -> Cybermen.

Any ideas? Quickly, if you please.
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Apr. 1st, 2006 @ 11:56 pm Erm....
Current Mood: surprised
I seem to have misplaced my TARDIS, and the two women and one Dalek it contained.

And, since I have no idea whose bed I just woke up, passed out in shocked surprise, and woke up again in, it would appear I have also misplaced myself.

What's more, I don't believe I'm alone in this bed. If that were my own snoring I hear, I'd likely recognise it.

This requires thought. Better not look for a lightswitch just yet. What I really need is a plan.

Besides, it is sort of snuggly... mmmm...

....zzzz...
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Jan. 8th, 2006 @ 02:54 pm Things that are troubling me.
Current Mood: blah
I just found out that Nine doesn't like me. I think I may be a bit upset about that. At least Tweedy Nine likes me, I think.

Who's this blonde girl wandering about my TARDIS all of a sudden? Did I order a blonde girl and forget about it? That happens to me sometimes.

Blondes.. that reminds me, I miss Jackie.
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Dec. 24th, 2005 @ 03:06 pm Cloister bells ringaling, ting ting tingaling...
Current Mood: hyper
I'm throwing a big party at my place tomorrow, and so far everyone's doing a great job of helping me decorate. [info]charley_pollard is doing the tree, which is coming out wonderfully. [info]littlelostdalek's pet mutant spider Emo is somehow webbing the place up with tinsel although I do worry about how many UNIT soldiers are getting caught up in that stuff..

Speaking of [info]litlelostdalek, if he and I can get his collection of Nintendo ROMs working on my console, I'll be able to school the shit out of offer friendly challenges and tournaments to you all!

[info]_frobisher_ eventually agreed to do himself up as Father Christmas for us. It took him several minutes to say yes, though, due to the extended rude noises he was directing at me for some reason.

[info]onetruenine is skulking around and being scowly, inspiring me to think up ways to enforce a little Christmas cheer into his life.
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Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 11:42 am Blimey!
Current Mood: jubilant
I've just remembered, there's a whole bunch of other rooms in my TARDIS apart from the console room!

*runs to a different room*

Kitchens!! Yes!!!

*throws open a cabinet*

By Rassilon's grey and hairy beard, YES!!!!

*pulls out a box of sugar-frosted, marshmallowy cereal*

I remember! I was saving this for a special occasion!! This qualifies, yes it does...

*tears open the box and pours it all into a very large bowl. A tiny plastic-wrapped packet falls out into the bowl as well*

Woohoo!! Free toy inside!! Free toy inside!!!

*unwraps the toy whistle with one hand, whilst pouring an entire litre of milk over the cereal with the other*

It's great to be alive.

*munch munch*

*whistle*
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Nov. 28th, 2005 @ 08:04 pm Difficulties.
Current Mood: hungry
I spent the past six hours trying to eat a bowl of soup with a fork.

I've only just now realized the whole "spoon" thing.

*headconsole*
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Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 12:37 pm Ahem..
Current Mood: excited
Oi, 'ello then. Scuse me, still getting the accent sorted n'all..

*cough*

Ruddy well sure I'll get the hang of this, just you wait.

*sneeze*

Nuzzing in ze vorld can schtop me now!

*belch*

Ees beeg troubles, I theenk..

*hiccup*

Velly solly, most honourable numbah one son.

*gag*

Dang, that's cold, yo!

*cough*

Och aye the noo, baby!

...

Blimey.
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Nov. 18th, 2005 @ 12:34 pm Hello! Okay - urp..
Current Mood: confused
New teeth. That's weird.
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